despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you wanna be my lover, please do not get with my friends

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

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